(see what i mean???)
if you loved me you would.....
stage an intervention that meant you would form a cordon near all art supplies shops
and not let me in
at least take my wallet gently away
then check my jeans for my cards or cash that i may have secreted around my person
(there will be no need for body searches i can't be taking cash out of cavities at the counter now can i? i do have some standards...)
and let me go in and fondle, gaze at colour charts, sniff the smells....
and then come home filled up
now come on people