Monday, June 27, 2011

international gremlin treaty part 2


i thought you might like to see the document...

it is as follows:

INTERNATIONAL GREMLIN TREATY 2011.
Between Jane Louise Cunningham and her Gremlin.

We the undersigned hereby agree to:

1. At the onset of fear:
a. Check in together BEFORE acting.
b. If Jane says it is OK, said Gremlin goes off attack mode and onto support mode.
c. Support mode involves, but is not limited to the following: kind words, comforting activities, encouragement etc.
d. There are pompoms available whilst in support mode that said Gremlin is able to avail himself of at anytime.
e. If Jane says fear is valid Gremlin to use kindness as his major weapon.
2. At Cessation of fear:
a. Jane and Gremlin are to be kind to each other.


Signed



janeC x

Jane Louise Cunningham Gremlin


please feel free to copy and make peace with your own gremlin - it is doing wonders for Homeland security in my life!

4 comments:

  1. Hey - my daughter's middle name is Louise!
    Love your treaty, especially the pompoms :))

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  2. LOL! I fucking love this treaty! Could probably (read: absolutely) use one of my own.
    xo

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