my imaginary argument

I don't know if you have these.

I don't know if it is wise to admit in such a public place that i do this kind of stuff, given that it becomes a public record and if i ever get famous (or infamous) this could be used against me -

tabloid headline "FAMOUS FAERIAN FIGHTS IN HER HEAD"

Coz that is what i do

fight in my head

the other day, whilst at the kitchen sink, i was fighting with a woman i will refer to as P. (back story- P is someone i try to avoid where possible but it is occaisionally impossible to avoid her - i was building up to meeting her and thinking of what it would be like i began to find myself ... well fighting with her in my head)

I was counteracting all the crap behaviour she exhibits which does my blood pressure and the big line between my eyebrows no good whatsoever.....

I was eloquent

I was powerful

I was winning.

And then i stopped

i realised how i was creating such a stew of a drama , and kind of enjoying the taste of it - where there was NONE - i haven't seen her for 6 months and although she is unlikely to have changed all i was doing was creating the petri dish for the same old bacterial behaviour to grow...

bitterness, anger, uptightness

and my sphincters all relaxed

and i breathed a bit better

and i swear i heard the "plink" of a tiny bit of crustiness fall off our relationship

so no more fighting at the sink.... and apologies to P...